Tim Henman. Fat lot of use he was. I guess we're still a little way off Wimbledon yet, and there's just no point making a play to beat the market by a few weeks in Celebdaq - it's a waste of time. The share price doesn't go up, and you'll be poorer for the dividends.

I haven't picked up a newspaper all week but J K Rowling is obviously the topic of many an article, and the closer we get to the next book release the more column inches she'll earn. I was pleased to hear that the story about pages from her next book turning up in a field still appears to be running, with the alledged theives appearing in court. Poor people - they just wanted to the book with their picnic, and now they have to suffer the pain of being sat in a courtroom.

It's obviously too soon for Tim. I'm still steering clear of the Big Brother housemates (although Ray's wanking episode will certainly send his share price upwards for a little while), so I'm sticking with JKR for now.

Bit of an indifferent week last week, but the sixth million can't be far away now.

This week's performance:
J K Rowling earned