You've really got to go and read this Yorkshire Evening Post article for yourself to fully appreciate the full horror of the detail.

Am I talking about another racially-motivated arson attack, or another armed robbery? Fortunately not. This is the tale of thiry-year-old man from Halifax who has changed his name by deed poll to 'Leeds Rhinos'.

That's Mr Leeds Rhinos to you.

What makes this story all the more ridiculous is that until very recently he's been a Halifax supporter. So much of a supporter, in fact, that his name was 'Halifax Blue Sox'.

"Halifax have been playing really badly and are destined to be relegated," said Mr Rhinos. Obviously, he's a committed fan then.

The man's a pleb. If you see him, slap him.